*** WARNING ***
There are reports coming in that a New Mob has broken loose in the Main Corridors of CND
Here what we know so far...
- They are fast moving!
- 2-3mm long!
- Extremely hard to see
Rumors from half-crazed, sleep deprived, Party Animals have lead us to the following theories.....
- They spread by direct head-to-head or hair-to-hair contact with another person... and quite frankly! there has been a lot of this going on!!!!
- They DO NOT pose a risk to health and are not a sign of poor health or hygiene....
HOWEVER, it seems they Distract a persons concentration which in-turn is know to affect many other skill.
RESULTING IN PED LOSS!
WHAT ARE THE TREATMENT OPTIONS?
1) Evacuate all of CND via a mass suicide in Dome #17
2) Cover Your self in Snable Snot, from head to toe!
3) Get a Basic Haircut on a daily basis, from a woman that will make you look Sexier and even give you that tingly feeling that only a Spunky, Flirty Hairdresser can bring on!!!
I know which one I'll choose
Ps. Despite attempts to do so! Rubbing my bald head will not provide any protection against this dastardly new MOB!
ED... bringing you the most up to date and reliable reports