Psycho Al's Drunken Party - Realityport

awilford · 05-15-2006, 11:15 PM

Woke up after the hot tub party and everyone had left.

Thought to myself, mmmm, got the place to myself.
What to do first. Started drinking all of Neverdie's good alcohol
and hung around in his bedroom with his babes.

Hey I can't feel my legs.

Headed back to the bar for a while to stock up on
some more of the man's good stuff.

And boy, was it good. So good I passed out for a while
behind the bar.

When I woke up I grabbed some more drinks and headed
back to the chicks in his bedroom and got more hammered.
Weeee. This bed is so bouncy.

I feel dizzy. These chicks don't say much.

awilford · 05-15-2006, 11:16 PM

What have I done. Who are you girls. Where am I.

MindStar9 · 05-15-2006, 11:34 PM

Ohhhhh ... I just KNOW that this is hysterical Hon, but your pics are so dark and I can't make anything out. Is there anyway to lighten them up a bit?

Hurry, hurry ... want to see these for SURE ... sounds like you had a little party of your OWN up in there. Did you break any of the springs jumping on the bed?

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Felicity · 05-16-2006, 12:05 AM

LMAO Al .. you crazy dude.

Glad you had a fun little party with the mannequins .... next time we'll have to coordinate our wake-up times better and I'd be there boogying with ya!

It is weird waking up to an empty disco ... it's so .. quiet .. and peaceful .. and empty. It's actually nice in a strange sort of way. I find it very peaceful, however that's not quite the word I'd use for your little wake-up call this morning. lol

Your pics are quite dark .. if you can lighten them up that would be fabulous.

Asti · 05-16-2006, 01:32 AM

I am now officially scared of Al!

I will remind myself to know where he is at all times, and not get within arm's reach. Drunk or not, there was way too much going on with the manequins. The pics may be dark, but Al's mind seems even darker. There are depths no avatar should go, and Al has burst through to the deepest. I love ya Al, but if you touch me, it's the spiked battle club for you. I have waved it in the past, in jest, but it is no less a weapon of protection.

All kidding aside:
It takes a special kind of person to admit he's a special kind of person. Having a fetish for inanimate objects must be a heavy burden to bear. As long as you have a handle on it, the community will be able to accept you as you are. Having open minds, binds this community.

Really, now, all kidding aside:
Anyone who took any of the above seriously (except for the loving Al part), doesn't get me, yet!

MindStar9 · 05-16-2006, 01:55 AM

Asti ... I get you Honey, and luv you "truly, deeply, madly" for your crazy ass sense of humor, but more for your wit and intellect ... not to mention your kick ass writing style, so keep it comin' ... and you TOO are a force to be reckoned with (especially when you bring that spiked club out, as Creature can surely attest to) ... but then I won't tell everyone what a sweetheart you are underneath it all.

And with regard to Al ... hey, he's my fireballer extraordinare, and certainly knows how to heat things up. I actually think it was quite genius to take advantage of his waking stuper and have himself a private party in the private area of the club. The fact that ND's ladies were present and ND wasn't ... well, I think those ladies have the ability to take care of themselves, and besides, Al was outnumbered and obviously ended up on the floor at least once that we can see while they're still standing, so that says something ... unless he was just trying to gain a different perspective.

We sure do know how to have fun, but then another fun part of having fun is that we can share our pics and storylines with everyone else so that they can see just how crazy it gets on the rock.

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