Doing Whatever it Takes - Realityport

Asti · 06-09-2006, 07:22 AM

As a Ticket Agent for the Acid Dome Mushroom Rave Tea Party, I have been hopscotching the globe (Calypso), spreading the word to all who will hear. Some will engage me to hear the minutest detail, others pay no mind whatsoever. Day after day, town to town, I soldier on with my mission.

Earlier today, my journey brought me to New Oxford. It is very peaceful and refined, there, usually. What I found on this visit, was vastly different. A group of rowdy miscreants had taken hold of the area around the teleporter. Despite my opinion of the bunch, I began delivering my message, in conversation form. One of them feigned a friendly tone, and made a harmless request of me. He felt that I had lost touch with those less fortunate, because I was dressed nicely, and asked if I would revert to my original clothes from long ago. Thinking that it may lead to a sale (you never know), I obliged, and donned the orange.

All during my pitches, I never stop dancing, since it's what I do best. The next request was not so innocent, however. I was to pee in a few bottles. Their tone was growing more hostile, and I began to fear the next moment. I complied, if only hoping to complete a sale. By now, they had realized that I had gone past what they thought they could make me do, and that gave them power. I was theirs for the taking.

I was degraded beyond words. I know some men will do anything to get close to a woman, but is this guy for real? Unfortunately, this was the end result:

Never let it be said, that I didn't go as far as I can to sell a ticket. I take the job seriously, and aim to succeed. Sometimes that gets me in trouble, but eventually the nightmares will go away, and I can return to normal.

MindStar9 · 06-09-2006, 07:40 AM

OMG ... that's hysterical. I knew that picking you would be beneficial. You just had that "do or die" attitude about getting the tickets sold. Little did I know however, that you would truly go the distance. WE know who had the power here ... just look at his expression, despite the fact that he's sitting in
ca-ca.

Good job Asti! Keep on keepin' Hon!!

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Jetboy · 06-09-2006, 08:18 AM

ha, ha, that was good. He's got some laundry to do lol

Hooters · 06-09-2006, 01:16 PM

Oh my, that is so funny

, yet so cruel.

Loved the whole story!

The Creature · 06-09-2006, 01:27 PM

Ha ha

true dedication and that guy must really have it bad

Asti - I think you have an admirer

Epictetus · 06-09-2006, 03:26 PM

Brown noser!

awilford · 06-09-2006, 05:32 PM

I love your stories

Asti · 06-10-2006, 06:35 AM

Another day, more experiences.
I have worn at least a centermeter off of my heels, today. Dancing all day, non-stop is loads of fun, but still hard work. Even though yesterday's debacle was fresh in my mind, today's story was quite different. Not one, but two really nice people, helped to lift my spirits.

The first, was turbotossen. She is one of the spunky girls, who frequents the party scene. Thinking I needed a hug, she unselfishly ran to me. Don't worry boys, this was innocent, at least I think it was?

Later, after seeing me out there all day shaking my wares, a nice guy decided to make me comfortable. Now you guys can take a lesson here, in how to treat a woman! madman, was his name. He surrounded me with my favorite things: dance floor boards and hair spray. How thoughtful he is. All the spring returned to my steps, and I was brand new, again. I couldn't get a great shot of his face. I think he is a little shy. Thank you madman. I have a dance reserved just for you.

MindStar9 · 06-10-2006, 06:54 AM

LOL ... this just keeps getting better and better. I never was an advocate of micro-managing anyone, but rather trusting their skills and letting them use their own creative flare to get the job done. Looks like you have taken this opportunity to heart, and have captured the attention of a few community members in the process.

It's obvious that you give as much passion to other endeavors as you do your dance floor efforts. I would certainly not hesitate to engage you in other future events or activities to promote CND, as I see you have that endearing quality that captures the attention of others in perhaps the most unusual of ways.

Keep on sharing your experiences ... they're inspiring!

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The Ripper · 06-10-2006, 10:35 PM

LOL

That guy looks like he would do anything to get your attention Asti :P

Made me chuckle for ages this one :P

keep em coming theyre gr8

Rip